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Lovie Smith Pretends To Be Listening To Headset To Avoid Jay Cutler

Lovie Smith, head coach of the Chicago Bears, pretended to be having a conversation via his radio headset with defensive coordinator upstairs in the coaches’ booth Sunday afternoon, rather than…

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Bears Offensive Lineman Committing Too Many False Starts, Reports Girlfriend

Chicago Bears OT J’Marcus Webb has recently been prone to unfortunate false starts, reports Webb’s longtime girlfriend Angela Baker. “The false starts, they’re just a problem that he’s been having…

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Jeff George Deserves To Be In NFL Hall Of Fame, Says Nobody

QB Jeff George, the first overall draft pick of the 1990 NFL Draft, and longtime member of the Indianapolis Colts, Atlanta Falcons and Minnesota Vikings, truly deserves to be in…

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Puppy Adopted By Michael Vick: “Goddammit”

Upon learning that she was being adopted from the Philadelphia Animal Welfare Society by Eagles QB Michael Vick, Muffin, a 12 week old poodle puppy, buried her adorable little nose…

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Argentina Offers Tony Romo $10 Million To Cheer For Brazil In World Cup Soccer

BUENOS AIRES, ARGENTINA – Officials for the Argentinian men’s national soccer team, hoping to increase their chances of securing a championship at the 2014 FIFA World Cup tournament, have extended…

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Vladimir Putin: “I Vill NEVER Give Back Your Super Bowl Ring, Robert Kraft!”

So Robert Kraft, I see you are whining like leetle babooshka to your pathetic American media about how I stole your precious diamond ring from, how you say, the Bowl…

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Jay Cutler Rolls Eyes, Checks Watch, Sighs Loudly During Visit To Middle School

EDISON PARK, IL – As part of a team-mandated community outreach program, Bears QB Jay Cutler spent one hour this morning visiting with students at Ebinger Elementary School, during which…

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Roger Goodell Posthumously Suspends Reggie White

In the wake of the “Smash for Cash” revelation, in which it was revealed that the late Reggie White paid thousands of dollars to teammates for hard hits, NFL commissioner…

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PFM EXTRA: NFL Stars As “Simpsons” Characters

This is very cool. The guys at Bleacher report have “Simpson-ized” several of the NFL’s biggest stars. They all look great, though it took us a minute to recognize RGIII…

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Christian Ponder Thinking Today May Not Be Best Time To Demand Raise From Vikings

MINNEAPOLIS – Vikings QB Christian Ponder, who threw two interceptions and completed a mere 50% of his passes in a 42-10 drubbing at the hands of the Green Bay Packers…

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