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Seahawks Super Bowl Ring Features Diamond-Studded Image Of Peyton Manning Crying
SEATTLE – Four months after winning Super Bowl XLVIII, the Seattle Seahawks on Thursday formally distributed to the team’s players and coaches their official championship rings, the faces of which…
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THAT’S ALL FOLKS
Hey, does anyone remember back in February when I wrote that I was retiring “NFL QBs on Facebook,” but that the rest of the site would be continuing with new…
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Tim Tebow Embraces Pure Evil As Requirement of Patriots Contract
FOXBOROUGH, MA – As part of his contractual obligation to his new team, just-signed New England Patriots QB Tim Tebow renounced all allegiences to God, His son Jesus Christ, and…
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NFL COMBINE: Top QB Prospects All Pretending To Be Awful Whenever Browns Scout Is Watching
INDIANAPOLIS – Blake Bortles, Teddy Bridgewater, and Johnny Manziel, considered to be the top rookie QB prospects heading into May’s NFL draft, have all apparently been pretending to be awful…
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Pete Carroll: There’s No Way The Reigning Super Bowl Champs Could Lose In The Playoffs To A Team With A Sub-.500 Record, Right?
Here we go, folks. The bye week is over, and the Seattle Seahawks playoff run to glory is about to begin! And as luck would have it, we seem to…
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Report: Bill Belichick Seen Using Force Lightning During Patriots Practice
FOXBOROUGH, MA – As the New England Patriots prepare for Saturday’s playoff game against the Indianapolis Colts, head coach Bill Belichick was elevated the intensity level of his team’s Friday…
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Roger Goodell Suspends Paul Tagliabue
One day after former NFL commissioner Paul Tagliabue vacated the “Bountygate” suspensions of several New Orleans Saints players, current commissioner Roger Goodell suspended Tagliabue indefinitely for “conduct detrimental the authority…
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Seahawks Fans Expected To Break Record For “World’s Loudest Laughter” Sunday Vs. Jaguars
SEATTLE – Coming off their impressive 29-3 defeat of the San Francisco 49ers Sunday, the Seattle Seahawks and their rowdy fan base nicknamed “the 12th Man” are expected to break…
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