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INTERCEPTED TEXT: Aaron Rodgers Addresses The “Gay” Rumors
Congratulations Aaron. It’s wonderful news. What is? Your coming out as a gay man. The NFL supports you 100% on this. I’ve already addressed these rumors. I’m not gay. Yes…
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INTERCEPTED TEXT: Aaron Rodgers and Russell Wilson
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHIT! I beg your pardon? MY PACKERS ARE PLAYING YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE SEA MONKEYS THIS WEEKEND. ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR GREEN BAY…
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Woman Shopping On eBay Realizes She Just Accidentally Purchased Buffalo Bills
ITHACA, NY – Moments after clicking the “make payment” button to transfer via PayPal a sum of $41.50 to Buffalo Bills, Inc., local internet shopper Adrienne Scovil, 33, came to…
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Small African Village Thrilled To Learn Of Broncos Super Bowl Victory
BUKALEBA, UGANDA – Upon opening the latest batch of T-shirts delivered to them by humanitarian aid workers, residents of the small Ugandan village of Bukaleba expressed pleasant surprise today to…
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