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Rex Ryan Unable To Hide Erection During Post Game Press Conference After Upset Of Saints

  • October 26, 2021
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Rex Ryan Unable To Hide Erection During Post Game Press Conference After Upset Of Saints
NEW YORK – After upsetting the heavily favored New Orleans Saints 26-20 Sunday, a jubilant Rex Ryan was unable to hide a massive erection during his post game press conference,…
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Rob Gronkowski Fined For Wearing Illegal Beer Helmet

  • October 26, 2021
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Rob Gronkowski Fined For Wearing Illegal Beer Helmet
FOXBOROUGH, MA – Roger Goodell levied a $20,000 fine today against Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski for wearing a custom-made beer can helmet that the NFL commissioner described as a “clear…
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Eli Manning Forced To Eat Thanksgiving Dinner At Kids Table Again

  • October 26, 2021
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Eli Manning Forced To Eat Thanksgiving Dinner At Kids Table Again
NEW ORLEANS – Despite being a full 33 years old, Giants QB Eli Manning, was once again forced to sit at the “kids’ table” while attending Thanksgiving dinner with his…
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Troubled Prospect Hires Cop To Chase Him During 40 At NFL Combine

  • October 26, 2021
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Troubled Prospect Hires Cop to Chase Him During 40 at NFL Combine
Former Georgia linebacker, Alec Ogletree, whose collegiate career was tarnished by multiple arrests and suspensions, set an NFL Combine 40 yard dash record of 4.21 by hiring a police officer…
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NFL ”Play 60” Event Ends Badly As Group Of 10-Year Olds Beat Giants 28-6

  • October 26, 2021
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Play 60
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – A promotional event for the National Football League’s “Play 60″ foundation ended with an unexpected twist on Tuesday when a group of 10-year old boys and…
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Battle Of The Boards: SAINTS-BENGALS

  • October 26, 2021
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BENGALS-SAINTS 10
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REPORT: Mark Sanchez Something Something “Butt-Fumble” Something Something Easy Joke

  • October 26, 2021
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PHILADELPHIA – QB Mark Sanchez, something something something, thrust into starting job for Eagles after Nick Foles’ clavicle injury, blah blah blah, infamous “butt-fumble” play with New York Jets in…
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Viking Hire Internet Commenter “URTEAMSUX658” As New Head Coach

  • October 26, 2021
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Viking Hire Internet Commenter “URTEAMSUX658” As New Head Coach
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – After a disappointing 5-10-1 season, Minnesota Vikings owner Zygi Wilf fired head coach Leslie Frazier yesterday and immediately announced his replacement: “URTEAMSUX658,” a frequent and belligerent commenter…
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Raiders “2013 Highlights Video” To Be Marketed Exclusively To Broncos, Chargers, Chiefs Fans

  • October 26, 2021
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Raiders 2013 Highlights Video
As part of a bold new sales strategy that industry analysts are calling “a perfect example of knowing your audience,” the Oakland Raiders “2013 Season Highlights” DVD box set will…
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Architect Suddenly Remembers He Forgot To Put Bathrooms In New 49ers Stadium

  • October 26, 2021
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Architect Suddenly Remembers He Forgot To Put Bathrooms In New 49ers Stadium
SANTA CLARA, CA – As the San Francisco 49ers prepare to play the Denver Broncos Sunday in the first ever game to be played at Levi’s Stadium, the team’s long-awaited…
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