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American Sports Media Announces It Will No Longer Use The Name “Redskins” When Discussing NFL Playoff Scenarios

Washing Redskins Helmet On NFL Football Field

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In the wake of the 27-17 loss Monday night by the Washington area NFL team to the Seattle Seahawks, professional sports journalists from across all American media…

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ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: Tim Tebow Throws 7 Interceptions As Broncos Lose NFL Opener To Ravens

DENVER – Due in large part to the seven interceptions thrown by QB Tim Tebow, the Denver Broncos lost the 2013 NFL season opening game 49-27 to the world champion…

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ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: Skins’ Albert Haynesworth Wins Yet Another Defensive MVP

WASHINGTON, D.C. – After yet another season’s worth of thoroughly dominating line play, Redskins superstar Albert Haynesworth extended his NFL record by winning a fourth straight NFL Defensive MVP award,…

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Amanda Bynes Signs Three-Year Deal With Detroit Lions

DETROIT- After a number of recent run-ins with the law as well as several displays of antisocial and irrational behavior on social media, troubled actress Amanda Bynes signed a three-year…

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ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: Seahawks Fans Won’t Shut Up About Their Five Super Bowl Victories

SEATTLE – Just two days before their teams square off in the NFC Championship game, the trash talking between fans of the Seattle Seahawks and San Francisco 49ers has reached…

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ALTERNATE UNIVERSE UPDATE: Dwight Clark, Joe Montana Still Regret “The Catch That Almost Was”

This year marks the thirtieth anniversary of the 1982 NFC Championship Game between San Francisco and Dallas, and several former members of that 49ers squad gathered recently to reminisce about…

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“The Raiders Are Going To Dominate The AFC This Year” Says Absolutely No One

Oh man. I can’t believe it. Football season is almost here. I am just so excited. I’m telling you, the Raiders are going to absolutely dominate the AFC this year!…

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ALTERNATE UNIVERSE UPDATE: Vikings Still Laugh About That Time They Almost Traded For Herschel Walker

On the twentieth anniversary of the team’s first Super Bowl victory, members of the Minnesota Vikings 1990s dynasty looked back on the infamous “Trade-That-Almost -Was:” a proposed blockbuster deal that…

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“Ah, Tony Romo, My Old Friend, We Meet Again,” by The Month of December

COWBOYS TONY ROMO Weaing wool cap for December weather blue jersey

Ah Tony Romo. Greetings to you, my old friend. Has it really been 12 months already since last you felt my wintery chill? Well, here we are again. You, with…

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Aaron Rodgers Reports To Packers Training Camp 150 lbs. Overweight

DE PERE, WI – Aaron Rodgers shocked Packers players and coaches when the superstar QB weighed in for training camp today at 375 pounds, a full 150 pounds over his…

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