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Eli Manning Cuts Eli Manning From Fantasy Football Team
NEW YORK – After yet another disastrous outing that saw him throw 3 interceptions to raise his league leading total to 15, Giants QB Eli Manning cut Giants QB Eli…
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Eli Manning Bullied By Fourth Grader Wearing Carolina Panthers Jersey
NEW JERSEY – A day after suffering a horrific 38-0 beating at the hands of the Carolina Panthers, Giants QB Eli Manning found himself taunted, harassed, and abused early this…
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Ed Hochuli: “Just Once I’d Love To Crush A WR Running a Crossing Route”
I truly love my job as an NFL official. It’s an exciting line of work that features travel, fame, and moderate fortune. Each week, it’s up to me and my…
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Eagles Wondering If Jackie Harbaugh Has Any More Sons Interested In Being an NFL Coach
The Philadelphia Eagles, still searching for a new head coach to replace the recently fired Andy Reid, reached out To Jackie Harbaugh to inquire if the 73 year-old mother of…
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Dry-Cleaning Bill Of $43.08 Sends Peyton Manning Into PTSD Rage
DENVER – Broncos QB Peyton Manning, during a brief stop yesterday at Stain-B-Gone Dry Cleaners to pick up some freshly laundered dress shirts and slacks, flew into what witnesses described…
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Rare Disease Causes Brees To Throw Interceptions When Exposed To Eggs
One day after throwing five interceptions in a 23-13 loss to the arch rival Atlanta Falcons that almost certainly doomed his team’s playoff chances, Â Saints QB Drew Brees revealed…
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Denver Broncos Mathematically Eliminated From Playoffs
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – After Super Bowl XLVIII ended in a final score of 43-8 in favor of the Seattle Seahawks, Peyton Manning and the Denver Broncos have now officially…
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Danny Amendola Already Ahead of Schedule In Rehabbing His Next 3 Injuries
FOXBOROUGH, MA – Patriots WR Danny Amendola, currently recovering from a groin injury that has kept him out of New England’s lineup the past two weeks, claims that he is…
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