BEAST MODE, MOTHERFUCKERS.
BEAST MODE ENJOYING SPOILS OF SEAHAWKS BYE WEEK. NOT PRACTICE QUITE AS FEROCIOUSLY. REST POWERFUL THIGHS. MASSAGE MUSCULAR BACK. GET LONG OVERDUE HYDRATING SEAWEED FACIAL TO CLEANSE BEAST PORES.
BEAST MODE ALSO USE EXTRA FREE TIME OF BYE WEEK FOR SELF-EVALUATION. BEGIN TO EXAMINE OWN CHARACTER. REFLECT ON CURRENT STATE OF EXISTENCE, AS WELL AS OVERALL PLACE IN UNIVERSE. BEAST MODE WONDER IF PERHAPS BEAST MODE BECOMING TOO DRIVEN BY ANGER IN DAY TO DAY LIFE.
BEAST MODE NOT HAPPY BECAUSE BEAST MODE STILL FACING POTENTIAL FINE FROM PUNY ROGER GOODELL. NFL NOT HAPPY BEAST MODE THROW FOOTBALL INTO STANDS AS CELEBRATORY GESTURE WHILE DEFEATING PUNY VIKINGS. THIS CAUSE BEAST MODE TO FEEL INTENSE FURY. DON’T MISUNDERSTAND BEAST MODE. PAYING FINE NOT PROBLEM. BEAST MODE BANK ACCOUNT ENJOYING ROBUST GROWTH THANKS TO WELL-BALANCED, DIVERSIFIED PORTFOLIO. MONEY NOT ISSUE HERE. BEAST MODE RAGE PURELY MATTER OF PRINCIPLE.
BEAST MODE ALSO ENRAGED OVER LACK OF RESPECT SEAHAWKS RECEIVE FROM NATIONAL SPORTSWRITERS. TIRED OF SHODDY TREATMENT SEAHAWKS GET FROM SO-CALLED EXPERTS OF DYING PRINT MEDIA. BEAST MODE ACKNOWLEDGE THAT SEAHAWKS SIT ATOP NEARLY ALL POWER POLLS. BUT BEAST MODE TAKE EXCEPTION TO PUNY SAINTS BEING #2. POSITIONS #2-5 SHOULD BE VACANT, TO PROPERLY SIGNIFY DISTANCE AT WHICH BEAST MODE AND SEAHAWKS ARE SUPERIOR TO REST OF PUNY NFL. BEAST MODE RESENT IMPLICATION THAT SAINTS ARE JUST ONE POWER POLL UNIT BEHIND SEAHAWKS.
BEAST MODE NOT EVEN MENTION MIXTURE OF EMOTIONS BEAST MODE FEEL TOWARD DEAL SIGNED WITH IRAN OVER CURTAILMENT OF NUCLEAR PROGRAM. BEAST MODE CERTAINLY HAPPY TO SEE TEHRANâS NUCLEAR AMBITIONS HELD IN CHECK. BUT BEAST MODE ALSO CONCERNEDÂ THAT DEAL MORE COSMETIC THAN PRACTICAL. BEAST MODE WORRIES THAT LOOPHOLES OF DEAL WILL ALLOW IRANIAN PRESIDENT HASSAN ROUHANI TO CONTINUE ENRICHING URANIUM WITHOUT THREAT OF CONSEQUENCE.
BUT BEAST MODE DIGRESS.
BEAST MODE RECOGNIZE NEED FOR SERENITY IN LIFE. BEAST MODE CAN ONLY GO BEAST MODE ALL OVER PUNY OPPONENTS IF BEAST MODE HAS ACHIEVED ONENESS WITH SELF. WITH CRUCIAL GAME AGAINST PUNY SAINTS LOOMING FOR TOP SEEDING OF NATIONAL FOOTBALL CONFERENCE, BEAST MODE KNOWS HE MUST LEARN TO REIGN IN RAGEFUL FEELINGS, KEEPING ALL ANGER AND HOSTILITY PENT UP DEEP INSIDE, SO THAT ALL BEAST MODE FURY MAY BE UNLEASHED ON PUNY SAINTS AT JUST RIGHT MOMENT.
THAT WHY BEAST MODE OFFER UP FOLLOWING HUMBLE PRAYER TO HEAVENS:
GOD, GRANT BEAST MODE SERENITY TO ACCEPT THINGS BEAST MODE CANNOT CHANGE, COURAGE TO CHANGE THINGS BEAST MODE CAN, AND WISDOM FOR BEAST MODE TO KNOW DIFFERENCE.
BEAST MODE, MOTHERFUCKERS!
